50+ Most Funny White Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

It’s been a while since we’ve come up with something like this, let’s have some fun, let’s lighten up for a while. Everyone has heard the black / Mexican / Jewish joke…. What about the white jokes? come on there should be some white jokes out there…. OK, enough of these black jokes, here are some rib-cracking white jokes. We all like jokes whether black or white, provided they are funny and can make one laugh. If you are a white person, don’t get it twisted, you can also find some funny black jokes. These jokes does not mean any harm, but aimed at creating humour. Here we have a list of funny white jokes that will make your day, hopefully, you’ll find them interesting

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20 Most Funny White Jokes

1) What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.

2)  A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.

3)  Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.

4) What do you call a white man in the ghetto?  A victim.

5) What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?   The NBA.

6) What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?  The PGA Tour.

7) What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?   A white girl’s ass!

8) How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?  He walked in and payed for it.

9) What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.

10) What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

11) What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?  Mr Predisent

12) Why did the white man visit the moon?  He heard that the indians had land there.

13) What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?  “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”

14) What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?  “I forgive you”

15) What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?  A hockey victory.

16) What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”  A contestant.

17) What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?  He writes a letter.

18) What do you call a white man in court?  The lawyer.

19) What do you call a white person when he’s mad?  A cry baby

20) Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men?  On the ground unconscious

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a golf ball.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?

9 months.

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes.

Why did the white man cross the road?

Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It’s hard to find them in the snow.

Why do white people like to play hockey?

It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

You know what sucks about being white?

Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.

What did the white man do before his blood test?

He studied.

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?

File a lawsuit.

What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?

They are both black people with white faces.

What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?

Crackers.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?

A Maryland championship.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?

A lynching.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?

A hockey victory.

What do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.

What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”

A contestant.

What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?

A taxi.

What do you call a white man in court?

The lawyer.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A victim.

what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

Crackers with cheese.

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?

“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”

What does a white man do at the club?

Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.

What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?

He writes a letter.

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?

“I forgive you”

What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful?

A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!

What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake

What’s white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!