Weddings are very important events, and a wedding day is most times seen as the happiest day of everyone’s life. It marks the day you walk out of single-hood into matrimony by saying the two transforming words “I do.” This special day comes with making long-term promises to a spouse in front of friends and family and then rounding it off with dancing, partying, and of course photos sessions. While people can go as inexpensive or expensive as they like with most of these things, one thing is for sure: there’s going to be a lot of photos – the wedding has to be remembered. We gathered the most absurd wedding photos ever, and to be curious, what exactly were the couples thinking? And what will they tell their kids/grand kids about their wedding day? Without saying much let’s enjoy the view of these unusual wedding photographs.
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1. Saying “I Do” From 2,000 Feet Above
Admit it, this is actually really impressive. The couple had the nerves to stay suspended upside down, over 2000 feet above ground level, just to say “I do.”
Well, this couple sure have a thing for guns. We Just hope they have the licence for it and won’t end up killing themselves with it.
3. Public Nuisance
Now this is one hilarious wedding portrait. This guy is so excited about his honeymoon, but what we are not sure about is what the bride is doing hiding her face in that wall.
4. Hunter Wedding
These Scottish couple really look amazingly simple in their wedding outfits. The woman sure has a great sense of fashion and style – with her checkered piece of fabric around her waist to match the groom’s jacket.
5. Run Honey
This picture will make you give a second thought to picking a zoo for your wedding reception. The after party might turn into a hide and seek game or a run-for-your-dear-life experience.
6. Weird Traditional
This traditional part of the wedding is normally harmless, but when it happens in public it gets awkward. And the fact that she seems undisturbed while making her call and having her groom underneath her is really weird.
7. Until Death Do You Part
This is just creepy in so many ways. The couple is smiling and happy to be wedding inside a coffin. Instead of a white dress, the bride picks maroon while the guy goes for a white shirt.
8. Wheel Barrow Ride
These people obviously missed their childhood, but chose the wrong day to make up for it. Is that wheel barrow racing or what?
9. They Know What They’re Doing
The wedding photographer must have seen this creepy guy with the black eye before taking the shot, but still went ahead. It’s either the photographer is dumb or mischievous or a killjoy.
10. What A Couple!
Salute to these ridiculous looking couple. Isn’t the bride way bigger than the groom? Just thinking how the first honeymoon night would be like.
11. Klingon Wedding
We always heard about these types of weddings, but we’ve never seen a photo of one
12. Revealing Wedding Dress
This dress is just a little too revealing for a wedding don’t you think?
13. Mammary Glads For Sale
This bride will certainly hate who ever advised her to pick up this breast revealing wedding dress.
14. Creepy Couple
This is just weird, the makeup, the blood stained dress, the look on the faces of the guests and the fact that the bride and groom obviously wanted all of this.
15. Angry Grooms
We don’t know what’s happening here, but we know someone is about to commit murder.
16. Nude Bride
What exactly was she thinking or hoping to achieve dressed that way to her own wedding?
17. Naked Tattooed Groom
The totally dressed bride seems comfortable dancing with a super tatted, naked ginger guy, with a face that could be mistaken for Marilyn Manson.’s.
18. Naked Couple
This couple does need psychiatric attention to have appeared this way on their wedding day.
Did this groom marry a wife or a horse? And to think that the bride is happy about her husband mounting her in this manner is alarming.
20. Welding Bride
This picture is epic picture. The wild bribe is trying to tell the world that she is free to now engage in sex. Seems she has been a virgin all her life and is welding out the rusted metal and ready to embrace her soon to be sexual status.
21. Rapper’s Wedding
Wearing a face cap on one’s wedding ain’t that bad, but then the spray paint? That must have been a little too much art work for a rapper’s wedding.
This is an actual wedding photo but we’re not entirely sure who the groom is and why there are two men all cuddled up with the bride.
23. Smoking Bride
This bride probably needed to clear her head with a stick of cigarette while the wedding waited.
24. From The Altar To The Paintball Course
Fun is one thing that makes a wedding day memorable and this couple recognized that fact. They were well guarded and ready for their after wedding paint ball game.
25. Under the Rain
Quite unfortunate, this couple got stuck under the rain on their wedding day and the groom reassures his bride with a wet kiss, that the storm will soon be over.
26. For The Love Of America
This is not the craziest wedding photo on this list though, but the couple are quit a handful to imagine.
27. Bride and Creepy Maid
Now we do not know what this bride and her supposed maid of honour is up to, but whatever it is they really were away of the photographer and even had a pose for his picture.
28. Weird Couple and Weird Friends
These are just a bunch of crazy personalities. This hilarious photo has caught them with their pants down and these girls seem to have a nice view from their spot in the shot. Now everyone is going to want groom underwear for their wedding.
29. Silly Wedding Guest
While the bride is about to toss her bouquet to her friends, one seem to have a last silly dance before grabbing the mantle of responsibility.
30. Unfit Couple
A wedding dress an actually make you look either like a princess or a weirdo on your wedding day. It has to fit perfectly and some brides even go on crazy diets to fit in their dress. This wedding dress doesn’t fit, just like the couple do not fit.
31. Showing Too Much
Wow. This new bride didn’t leave much for the imagination.
32. Vampire Bride
This had better be a movie character because this bride would most likely scare her groom if she is a real bride
33. Yuppy Grandma
We all know weddings can get out of hand when old people think they are still in their 20s. This grandma and one of the bridesmaids are getting freaky and everybody seems to be enjoying the view.
34. Itching Maids
The photographer who took this shot should be awarded for having the creative courage to capture these two bridesmaids walking next to each other simultaneously itching, both with their left hands. The ladies really do need to see a doctor.
35. Shopping Bride
Seems like the bride needed to buy herself something very important that could not wait for the next day.
36. Background Couple
This certainly is a photo bomb. But the question is, ‘Didn’t the photographer see the intruding old couple in the backgroud?’ On the other hand, maybe he was trying to put his creative wits to play.
37. Drunk Couple
38. Curious Wedding Guest
Curiosity, they say, kills the cat. Does that mean this little boy who wants to see what is beneath the flowing ball wedding gown is subject to die? I doubt.
39. Another Tradition
This looks like it could have been a low budget wedding, however, the tradition of taking off the bride’s undies must be observed.
40. Inpatient Groom
Why wait for the honeymoon when you can just take her on the ground while getting your wedding pictures done? The Groom Just couldn’t wait.
41. Dancing or Drunk?
Its either she is high on alcohol or just showing off her old school dance moves, and the gentle man is just helping her get back on her feet.
42. Maids Without Honour
Its simple! This picture would not have been on this list if the maids of honour had honour for their body. Why spoil this beautiful wedding picture with raising your legs indiscriminately?
43. Crazy Wedding Guests
What in the world is aunty-granny doing with her hand all up in there like that. Did you notice that everyone in the picture did take a weird poses?
44. Gay Groom
45. Perfectly Timed
Whatever the groom is doing, its okay as long as the bride is there and allows it. Anyway, its probably one of those perfectly timed photographs.